Steak and BJ Day - 1 Month Early

Well, @ss took me out for dinner the day before Valentine's day (I hash on Thursdays).

He is currently undergoing an ordeal in getting his Kia to pass MD state inspection, so we stopped at Advance Auto parts before dinner. He b*tched when he had trouble finding matching brands of wiper blades (does this really matter??), and then complained after I requested that he buy me a $3 LED flashlight for hashing (in his defense, he didn't know how much it cost).

Afterwards, we decided to go to Outback since it is right next to Advance Auto Parts (I originally wanted to go to a local Italian place). Since they were going to make us wait the typical 20-30 minutes, we decided to sit in the bar area to have dinner. So during our dinner conversation, I promised to give him a BJ afterwards for his Valentine's Day present, since he bought me a flashlight AND dinner (a worthy exchange, right?).

It was then pointed out that we were actually celebrating Steak and BJ day, not Valentine's day. Ahh, well, who cares? We'll probably celebrate Steak and BJ day next month, too!

Happy Steak and BJ Day!!

It's not too late to send him a card or buy a steak for dinner tonight!!

And below, I have a special song I have written in honor of the artform of BJs.

Song: Ode to BJs

When the evening’s blue

I pull you along to my room

When I get you inside

We go buck-wild

Push down on the bed

Strip off the pants

Jump on top

And hang on for the ride

I’m not done yet

Investigating

What do we have here?

A tool worth speculating

Take a closer look

Breathe deep and fast

I like what I see

Mouth is attached

Tongue rolls to 12 o’clock

Then rolls back

360 around

This lovely shaft

A kiss on top

Before I plunge

Lets go deeper

How far can I lunge?

Up and down

My mouth hugs around

Keeping a rythym

With hardly a sound

Now one hand steadies

While the other roams

Exploring sightless

By touch and groan

Lick up

Lick down

I have sooo much fun

While going to town!

After stroking

And milking

And laving around

I swallow all down

Not even a dribble

Can escape my frown

Cause I can’t quibble

You’re done for now!

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