Thursday, November 03, 2005

When Am I Gonna Die?

I stole this from You Just Can't Stop! Na-na-na-boo-boo, I'm gonna live longer than you!

I am going to die at 83. When are you? Click here to find out!

Well, my great-grandma just died last year at 97 years of age - I would hope that I would last as long as her. And my Texas grandma is still a member of the Coast Guard and boogie boards with my cousins.

I wanna be a boogie-boarding granny someday!

7 comments:

Late Nite Drive Thru said...
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Late Nite Drive Thru said...

in the great hashing heaven in the sky?

Eunuch said...

HOW PERFECT! On the first question, they have an answer that fits me: "Eunuch central here!"

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE

With being a "eunuch": 84
Me as my normal self: 83...ummmm?

Eunuch said...

Oh yeah, and this is what I get for reading lower on the quiz answer:

Interesting Fact #4: Those who claim to "use to have guy parts, but now have gal parts" are predicted to die the soonest at 40; next are eunuchs at 42

Late Nite Drive Thru said...

dude! I hope you still have all your guy parts! how'd you come by the name eunuch anyways?

Eunuch said...

OK, here's the quick and dirty story on how I got my Hash name Eunuch:

I was hashing in Bosnia, and since I had access to a car and a pass to leave the NATO installation, I always had an entourage of women with me. Sometimes one, two, or three, but I never came to a hash without a girl. Since I was married at the time and refused to screw around, I became the Eunuch of the Sarajevo Haram since I never "touched" the women and was always 'safe' for women to be with.

Trust me, I have ALL functioning guy parts...next time we run into each other you can verify. ;-)

Greg - Cowboy in the Jungle said...

Ahhhhh As usual! You are up to some good stuff around here.