WH4 F'Art Festival: Day 1 Preparation

LNDT gets an early start on the camping trip by hitching a ride with PSA – the only catch, of course, is that she must now contribute to setting up the campground (not a problem! LNDT likes to stay busy!).

LNDT helps load food into vehicles and afterwards migrates to the kitchen to socialize (LNDT has a big mouth! Where is your mind at? Not literally!).

Assfinder inspects Wang Chunk’s fridge and asks “Where’s the beer?”
LNDT looks at her watch, notes that it’s 10:15am and asks, “Isn’t it a little early?”
AF is incredulous and shouts “Who brought her?”
PSA, of course, wipes his hands clean of LNDT (thanks for nothing!).
LNDT begs, “I’m new – I wasn’t thinking!”, but makes up for it later when she exclaims “I need a beer to numb my knee (it was strained from scuba diving the weekend before).”
AF is cheered by the change of heart and says “See – converted you!”

LNDT then helps clean the campground and stakes out spaces for the tents Dick in the Eye and Friendly Thighs are bringing (that’s what buddies are for!). Discovers that moving charcoaled rocks is extremely sweaty and dirty work, so she breaks out the bikini (1^st of multiple bikini-sightings this weekend) and goes for a swim.
Sidenote: Trying to walk barefoot in a rocky river is both painful and time-consuming.

Passing the time, a group of hashers start socializing under the big tent and discuss plans for the weekend. The guys discuss the next day’s tubing trip with relish and state that they can’t wait for the topless kegstands.

LNDT (Miss Innocence personified) asks, “What’s a kegstand?” (dear god! Where has this girl been?)
LNDT is told that a person does a handstand on a keg with others holding his/her legs while drinking beer straight from the hose.
LNDT then asks incredulously “How do you swallow upside down?”
The guys roar with laughter (do you wonder why?) and Full Metal Balls shouts “I like this girl!”

Continuing the conversation, the guys notice that LNDT is the only female shooting the shit with them.

One dude states, “If some more girls don’t show, LNDT is going to have a busy night with all of us.”
Fortunately, Titly Winks walks up at that moment and LNDT is saved from having to take down appointments.

LNDT then discovers that she is missing one of her silver hoop earrings.

LNDT is disappointed but exclaims, “I’ll just wear one earring the rest of the weekend.”
“She’s a pirate, just like Aarrrr, She Blows” one guy says.
FMB then mentions, “Guys won’t be able to hold onto both ears.”
LNDT is confused (isn’t she always?) and replies, “Don’t guys usually hold onto the hips?”
FMB replies, “Not for this”

…..Ohhhh – LNDT gets it now!
Side note: PSA tells us that ASB looked up the correct spelling of “Aarrrr” on piratetalk.com and submitted that spelling for her official name (it’s all good in my book, J!)

Several people break out some frisbees and footballs. LNDT is passable at throwing a frisbee, but has no clue how to throw or catch a football. PSA gives her a few instructions on tossing a mini-football. LNDT starts to get the hang of it until a regular-sized football starts being tossed around.

After several total failures with the regular-sized football, LNDT shouts “Don’t give me the big one anymore!” (She always knows what’s appropriate to say...doesn’t she?).