WH4 F'Art Festival: Day 2 Morning

People wake up too early in the campground and LNDT is NOT a morning person. LNDT is feeling worn out and tired from lack of sleep. That moaner didn’t help things!

Tri Ass A Thong jumps out of her tent and accuses DITE and FT of moaning in the middle of the night. LNDT joins in the accusations.

DITE exclaims "It wasn’t me!" and points out that LNDT was the moaner.
LNDT wasn’t moaning!
DITE counters “Who was sleeping alone?”
LNDT replies, “You could have had a threesome!”
DITE scoffs and says , "FT and Just Stu were asleep when I climbed in the tent."

The group tries to pinpoint the real culprit: Mellow Foreskin Cheese, Strange Ground Chuck, Just Dave, Sideshow Boobs, and Wooly Mammaries and Designer Bush were surrounding us. LNDT immediately crosses MFC and SGC off the list. LNDT lays money down on Sideshow (does LNDT win? Anyone? Anyone?)
Sidenote:DITE has now spread the rumor that LNDT was the moaner and is petitioning to have LNDT renamed based on this story. Please! Help squash this lie before it spreads!

Don’t ask LNDT how or why, but Schlong Time Cumming grabs a pair of Snatch Shot’s purple brief underwear, stuffs his schlong in them and proceeds to flamboyantly walk around the campground (pics, please!). Entertaining for sure! Attractive? Not quite.

LNDT gets an inkling of how toasted she really was the previous evening when she discovers her "lost" hairclip and flipflops on a table at the fire circle (gosh! LNDT didn't even realize the flipflops were missing!).

Several people notice LNDT’s lack of verve this morning.

Burnt Sox states “That was quite a show last night – Are you up for the action today?”
LNDT insists "I take a while to wake up. I'm awake, but not alert. Wait til after 12pm."

Motor Mouth warns "Tone it down a notch."

LNDT is incredulous! What did LNDT do that was so outrageous? High energy people have to release some steam in some way! (especially if not getting any action!) Regardless, LNDT's image consultant has now washed his hands of her mis-adventures.

His words: "She signed the waiver releasing me from any responsibility."

LNDT swims across the river to begin the morning hash. On the trip over, LNDT’s shorts loosen up in the water to the point where they can slide off. LNDT then attempts to swim one handed while holding her shorts on (if LNDT had not been exhibiting a shameless display of g-string underwear, this situation would not be note-worthy). Upon reaching the other side, LNDT again opts for the walkers trail and treks up the mountainside to the beer check. The walkers reach the beer check before the runners! Woo hoo! Beat you! Beat you! LNDT isn’t DFL today! As the runner’s path crosses right next to a hornet’s nest, the walkers enjoy directing the runners to go off the trail and stumble about in the thorny underbrush. Beer of choice today is PBR and Beast Lite (oh boy!). DITE teases FT and LNDT by pouring beer on her shirt to cool off (she ran! LNDT didn’t even build up a sweat). Unfortunately, the hornets are attracted to the stench of beer and start swarming around her. The crew walk back together and witness the 50 or so runners passing directly through a campsite (The chick was warned repeatedly that runners would be passing through. She was apparently pissed off because the runners were shouting “On On” and “True Trail”. Toothfairy blew his horn, too. No, his musical instrument horn! Blowing his own horn would be mighty difficult, don’t you think?).