WH4 F'Art Festival: Day 2 Evening

LNDT did NOT participate in the midnight naked hash. Many people have wondered why when LNDT is so comfortable displaying herself in string bikinis and thongs. Below are two (very good!) reasons why:

1. Only “special” people see LNDT’s “special” parts (you can email LNDT to submit an application to schedule a private viewing)
2. Miss Innocence would make a fool of herself (either blushing or staring at the sight of numerous dicks flapping in the wind)

However, avoiding naked people this weekend would be next to impossible. LNDT witnessed the naked guy on the back of a motorcycle roar through the campground (apparently he crashed and burned). LNDT also witnessed Pussy in a Haystack and MM running after each other and jumping over the fire (The eyes! The eyes! LNDT is blinded!)

And of course, Hokie No Pokie! This story, although told a multitude of times, will be repeated again here for you wankers that are out of touch with the hash. HNP following up on the PIAH and MM naked fire jump, jumped the outside edge of the fire. Goaded by the hash and his inebriation HNP decided to test the fire gods and attempted to jump the fire at its widest point (bad call, dude!). Are You In? doused his genitals with beer (to prevent maiming the important stuff!) and HNP proceeded to jump the fire. HNP managed to avoid being singed by the fire, but fell on the outer ring of rocks surrounding the fire and fell face first into the grass. He cut up his face pretty bad and (the hash found out later) tore a ligament in his foot. HNP is out of the running (pun! pun!) for the rest of the summer. Poor Hokie! (LNDT's a girl, give her a break! She feels for him!)

After the HNP disaster, someone had the bright idea to start a game of truth or dare. After watching ½ hour of meaningless girl-on-girl kissing (doesn’t do anything for her!) and shameful admissions of sexually deviant behavior (didn’t hear anything life-shattering), LNDT grew bored and went to bed (again alone! Damn!).