Cameltoe Violation

Due to the debilitating poison ivy, LNDT decides to wear pants to hide her nasty welts from the hash. Since it's an extremely hot day, LNDT packs a sweat-wicking fabric made of spandex and lycra. Well, we all know how spandex and lycra looks on the human body, now don't we? You can only imagine how LNDT looked (all pics have been screened, so look elsewhere for incriminating dirt!).

Just the previous week (yes, at the shitty Wang Chunks trail), LNDT learned the definition of cameltoe (cause Russian Muffia was wearing spandex then!). (Again, LNDT grew up in the boonies and is not very street smart, so cut her some slack on learning this lingo!) Armed with this newfound knowledge, LNDT is prepared for any comments regarding her form-fitting attire, but she ALWAYS finds some way to say the most inappropriate thing.

When she arrives at Dupont Circle, she doesn't wait for someone to say anything, but spits out, "Look, I have cameltoe!"
Motor Mouth is incredulous. "How could you say that? Without any other introduction - the very first words out of your mouth were not "How are you? What have you been up to?, but "I have cameltoe!"."

Are You In? wards LNDT away by crossing her fingers and looks away.

Mudflap says, "Well, at least she said what we were all thinking!"

MM promises to bring this up at the ending circle - and he keeps his promise! At the ending circle, SCFC asks for violations from the crowd and MM relays the entire dialog for the crowd. LNDT is mortified and starts turning away from the crowd.

SCFC points his miner's headlamp in LNDT's direction and exclaims, "I need to inspect this!"

At this point, LNDT freaks when she sees SCFC heading in her direction and starts running away from the circle, up the hill towards the beer van. Unfortunately, LNDT is a DFL and SCFC easily catches her and wrestles her to the ground. He drags her back to the circle and tries to perform the inspection there. He still isn't successful since LNDT has at this point broken into hysterical laughter and crouches down so that he cannot view her crotch.

He does inspect her rear-end and states, "I see 2 humps!".

The ex-RA from Cairo is brought into the circle (he's an expert on camels!) to inspect LNDT. LNDT is proclaimed to have cameltoe unlike any he's ever seen before. The crowd sings the down down song and LNDT unknowingly displays her cameltoe once again when she stretches back to chug her beer.