She Wears Her Sunglasses at Night

LNDT runs again! Thursdays are turning out to be excellent running days – she’s moving up in the pack! At the beer check, the hares hand out glow necklaces and LNDT picks out a bright green one and places it around her neck. Apparently, between LNDT’s superstar sunglasses, flat-ironed hair, and turquoise sports bra, she is becoming the coordinated fashionista of the hash (the green sets off all the other colors she’s wearing!).

Of course, since she had her hair “done” on Monday, she tells people, “Watch your beer around the hair!”.

Moisture makes LNDT’s hair curl up, and she wants the flat-iron to last as long as possible – she even put her hair up in a ponytail to avoid sweating on it (she’s really getting pretentious, isn’t she?)!

Since the run ends in Adams Morgan, hashers congregate at the Marie Reed park (the ONE Adams Morgan drinking spot!). Unfortunately, there are kickballers occupying the field, so the hashers have pretty much nowhere to roam except in the street. The hashers must have disturbed some people because the cops come and kick us out (we never had an ending circle!), so we head to the bar early.

Millie and Al’s has a karaoke machine and the virgins all sing a rousing edition of “Like A Virgin” for the hashers. What fun! – of course, LNDT has to sing along too!

While chatting with Wang Chunks, LNDT spots a Tom Cruise look-a-like and asks WC to confirm the resemblance.

He agrees and LNDT spontaneously says, “If he hasn’t been named yet, wouldn’t Frisky Business be a great name?”

He roars with laughter and brings Cock-a-Doodle-Do-Me and REV into the conversation. They come up with even more suggestions including One Eye Wide Shut and Emissions Impossible. Unfortunately, Mr. Tom Cruise is not a DC hasher – he’s a virgin brought by the Carolina Trashers (the one time when LNDT has a streak of creativity – it’s wasted! Damn it!). We pass our naming suggestions onto his Carolina Trash buddies (but will they even remember?). Oh well!

Now explain to LNDT why a bar would purposely give the men more urination receptacles than the women! The women’s bathroom had ONE toilet, while the men’s bathroom had a toilet AND a urinal. The women (impatiently waiting in line) commandeer the men’s toilet while only allowing the men access to the urinal.

Finally, on the romantic front – no action today….but LNDT did score the digits for Just Virginia and Nasty When Wet offered to kiss her (LNDT didn’t succumb, but they did share a cute sunglasses at night pic), so it didn’t turn out too bad!