Sh*t Beach Invasion: Day 2 Shot Trail

The day starts out slow with most people sitting around recapping the previous day’s events in a circle. LNDT jumps around from spot to spot trying to avoid the bacon grease smoke and the sun’s rays.

Nub shows appreciation for LNDT’s necklace. The necklace has an unusual white stone and is shaped like a sun (LNDT’s favorite symbol – she has suns and sunflowers throughout her home). Of course, the other guys think Nub is looking at LNDT’s tits and agree with him.

Nub restates his appreciation again, “That’s a wonderful pair of necklaces, you have there.”

LNDT is laughing so hard that she doubles over with laughter. LCTW asks the others to keep LNDT laughing – apparently, LNDT’s tits bounce while laughing (is that an attractive feature?).

LNDT and DITE drink shot for shot on the beach trail. Just as we’re leaving, the truth is revealed! LNDT was right! DITE was the moaner on the WH4 camping trip! DITE had a good laugh by making LNDT obsess over the identity, though! Ha! Just you wait, DITE! LNDT will get you back!

Shots:

1. Tequila! Yum! DITE and LNDT have 3 apiece. Viva Mexico!
2. Something fruity with coconut rum – 2 apiece
3. Lemondrops?
4. Bailey’s, Goldschlager, and other stuff – 2 apiece
5. Jell-o shots – 2 apiece (1 green, 1 red)

At shot #4, DITE and LNDT tell everyone they are tit sisters since both wear the same size bra (38C, you know!). DITE wants the guys to understand the differences between A, B, C, and D cups, so she has some of the girls line up in order of cup size and asks the men to feel the differences. LNDT and DITE also volunteer for the effort and provide demonstrations for the C cup contingent.

Ah, what fun! DITE and LNDT frolic in the sand posing for the cameras. DITE removes LNDT’s bikini top, but LNDT doesn’t let it bother her – she covers her tits with her hands and runs around hiding her tits from everyone’s view (her logic escapes everyone!).
At this point, DITE has had enough fun and passes out. FT and LNDT make sure that DITE is okay and watched over, but LNDT can’t help but feel a little bit guilty for encouraging her to drink multiple shots. DITE drank just as much as LNDT, but LNDT is fine (she should have known the liquor would hit DITE harder because she is only ½ LNDT’s size!). The other hashers have fun with DITE by burying her in the sand, placing pudding cups on her tits, and a horseshoe crab shell over her crotch (she caught crabs!).

LNDT at this point is feeling sleepy again (damn liquor! Why does it have that effect on LNDT?) and takes a late afternoon nap.