Sh*t Beach Invasion: Day 2 I See...Naked People

LNDT is awakened around 2:30am by the sound of TW screaming, “Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!”.

Damn, that girl is loud! (apparently, she is imitating Metro Ho’s attitude – at least that’s what LNDT gathered) Climbing out of her tent, LNDT is immediately confronted by tons of naked hashers. She sits next to Hasher #3 on OFE’s cooler, while trying to avoid the large mass of naked people near the fire. Hasher #3 starts rubbing LNDT’s back. She is unsure what kind of signal he’s sending, but to play it safe she walks to the restroom (LNDT is not attracted to Hasher #3). She also observes a couple getting it on in front of DITE’s tent (one happens to be Hasher #1 – good luck, dude! – wish you the best!).

Returning from the bathroom, LNDT skirts the large mass of naked people hanging out (they’ve now moved away from the light, so LNDT doesn’t have to avert her eyes too much!). LNDT sits next to RU-469 again and learns that the non-hashers that made LNDT uneasy earlier touched TW inappropriately. They were promptly sent away. OFE approaches the two while they're sitting and, thankfully, puts his clothes back on.

RU-469 tells him, “You were the most tolerable of the naked offenders.”

LNDT agrees although she laughs at the statement (She might be intimidated by public nudity, but she can still distinguish the difference between scary shapes and non-scary ones!).

While sitting conversing, I’d Do ‘Er comes through and asks for someone that speaks Spanish because DITE (who’s Peruvian) is missing. LNDT is fluent in Spanish and volunteers. She walks out to the beach and two Hispanics are standing on the beach.

She asks (in Spanish), “What would you like?”
They reply, “Do you have any cigarettes?”
LNDT and IDE think the guys look sketchy and tell them, “No, we don’t have any.”

LNDT and IDE then walk away and return back to the tent. 5 minutes later, the same 2 Hispanics walk up to the tractor guy and attempt to hang out with the hashers. OFE promptly dismisses them – Thanks a bunch! LNDT didn’t like the looks of them! (However, they must not have gotten the picture because they came back later after LNDT went to bed and DITE had to chase them off in Spanish).

LNDT heads for bed and runs into hasher #2 on the way to her tent. She assumes he is still interested because when she states she’s heading for bed, he asks for a hug. Of course, she hugs him, but a hug isn’t going to score him an invitation into her tent!