LNDT has a severe case of poison ivy. She picked it up while hashing that horrible, shitty trail Wang Chunks laid out on Monday. LNDT was caught in the middle of the creek during a lightning storm when she heard Big Bang yelling, “Get out of the water, now!” LNDT looked to her right and the only way out of the creek was to climb up a very steep embankment covered in thorny underbrush. So what did LNDT do? She climbed the embankment, getting numerous scratches up and down her legs. The next day (Tuesday) two distinct black holes appear on the front of her right leg (vampire bites!) . By Friday, the vampire bites have swollen and now look like a pair of snake fangs (albeit with nasty puffy venom inside). Gross!
LNDT goes to Union Pub and self-medicates at her table.
Toothfairy sees the bottle of calamine lotion and goes “Gimme! I've got poison ivy, too!”
OFE observes the nastiness progressing at the corner table and asks, “Please do that in the privacy of your own home…er…booth”.
Hey! You can't understand how unbearable the itching is - LNDT carries calamine lotion with her everywhere now (no matter what the size of purse, LNDT will make that bottle fit)!
...and no, LNDT won't be posting any pics of this event! It makes LNDT sick to look at her own leg - why would she subject others to that horror?
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