It’s Wet Spot’s birthday! And since I am partly recovered, I join the group that is heading over to her birthday celebration at the local strip club,
We walk in and immediately befriend one of the local strippers, a very Elvira-esque looking chick. She’s an Amazon too! She easily towers over me and I’m not a small girl. Oh and by stating she’s a chick, I’m referring to her gender, not her age, because if I remember correctly – she has 4 kids.
Of course, since I’m at a strip club and talking to a stripper, I have to ask this question:
“Can I strip?”She says yes! I’ll have to wait until the end of the evening, but of course I can. I can wait! Let’s just play some 3-man to while away the time. I teach her the rules and instruct her on when she needs to drink. I believe she has a good time playing with us, but eventually I reach that state again where I’m incapable of processing information. I leave the strip club before getting my opportunity to strip. Shame on me! Maybe next year…
Bar: Prince Machiavelli’s
Total Count: 8
Total DC Bars: 0
2 comments:
That would be Prince Machiavelli's. Can't believe I finally made it! Yeah, her lap dance was - uh - interesting!
Lap dance?? Oh man, did I pass out again? I don't remember that.
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